Floatin’ The River Killin’ My Liver Trucker Hat

Because hydration is important… but priorities exist.

This custom trucker hat is built for long floats, loud coolers, and questionable decisions.

✨ Premium embroidered patches

✨ Custom brim chain detail

✨ Rhinestone accents & attitude included

Perfect for river rats, cooler captains, and anyone who believes the float is a lifestyle.

Grab it before it floats away!